Twisted Christmas

On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me, a tattoo of Ozzy. On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me, Two pairs of spandex pants And a tattoo of Ozzy On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me, Three studded belts Two p

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas Just like the ones I used to know Where the treetops glisten and children listen To hear sleighbells in the snow I'm dreaming of a white Christmas With every Christmas card I write May your days be merry and bright A

Have yourself a merry little Christmas, Let your heart be light From now on, our troubles will be out of sight Have yourself a merry little Christmas, Make the Yule-tide gay, From now on, our troubles will be miles away. (spoken) "Hey! Hey! Hey! Guys