Go and Ask Peggy for the Principal Thing

The porridge's been good The marmalade too I take another slice of bread The bacon is hot but I don't mind Too long I boiled the egg I'm still a little tired, my bones are weak Another day off I take I guess the sun had the same idea And now we have

Probably Dan is drinking coffee Mary's drinking tea Betty's having breakfast In the plastic surgery Some say she's a beauty Some may say she's mad But she doesn't care what people say And dyes her red hair black You don't know what they will say You